Toumaz launches something that's possibly interesting

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The UK company Toumaz has launched the TZ1053 TELRAN. It could be important for telecare and telehealth companies but we won’t be sure unless, perhaps, a kind tech-savvy reader decodes the press release for us and draws out its implications. Please use the comment form. (Although it is just the beginning of the month, this is a strong contender for our ‘Incomprehensible Press Release of the Month Award’.)


  1. Cathy Stephenson

    I think you maybe need to schedule a briefing with them Steve?

    Perhaps a few short translations:

    “… create solutions for high-volume consumer markets …” = you will all be rushing to buy these by the box load

    “… and we are very excited by the product opportunities that we will be enabling for our customers…” = you just have to have thousands – they are wonderful; no really they are

    and turning these two back to Toumaz:

    “… two-way transmission of status data …” = Here’s feedback – We have not got the first clue what this document tells us

    “… expanding ‘Connected Consumer’ …” = well if you could expand our understanding of your fantastic newly launched product we might become ‘connected consumers’ I suppose

    Toumaz I am sure it is a wonderful product but the press release is a turn-off.