Two more grit-your-teeth press releases

You can tell from the title that the first is going to be riddled with jargon:

TelaDoc Joins The Center for Health Value Innovation, Aligns with Industry Leaders in Value-Based Benefit Design

The second proves that Americans – well, some of them – are totally insensitive to the finer points of English grammar. It has not one, but two infinitives that are both split with two adverbs! Boldly going? I think not.

Life-saving telestroke / telehealth service now available to rural hospitals in Tennessee and Wyoming

OK, read them for the content, but don’t expect me not to complain!